Mateo: do you want to hear a joke?
Me: yeah.
Mateo: why did the dog cross the road with poop on his nose?
Me: why?
Mateo: so he could put it on the poopy car.
(his favorite word is anything related to poop right now)
Me: what does a mommy do?
Mateo: she takes care of people.
Me: what does a brother do?
Mateo: he takes care of his sister.
Me: what does a sister do?
Mateo: plays.
Me: what does a daddy do?
Mateo: they go to work.
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